I’M A POET!!!

I just took a ten minute online limerick course and here is the result:

They asked us to define our city

I tried to make it non shitty

I started to think

Of the harbour of stink

And I have nothing else, what a pity

I know, I know, I’m an asshole. What can I say, it’s what popped into my head.

Also, limericks are supposed to be snarky

Can anyone beat this?