Thousands of birds & fish across the land are dying unexpectedly…but don’t worry gumshoes, Background Noise is on the case! We’re also on the case of a fat slob who ate a 30,000 calorie meal in 2 hours, and on the case of whether or not &the N-word& should be taken out of classic literature; it was quite the discussion! There’s also talk about classic video games, a raging and seemingly invincible cow, and the unexplainable madness that is the Super Mario Bros. movie. Get your news, get your laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two! What more could you ask for? Oh…pizza? Well…how about you order yourself some, ya fatty? SHEESH.