Where oh where has our little Luke gone? He’s gone on vacation, leaving the reigns to three honkies with attitudes! We catch you up on the Osama Bin Laden situation in Pakistan, as well as his secret crush! OoOOoo!! We rode the POLL for the first time in months with fake quotes from legendary figures, a NINJA returned again this week (dayum!), a little about UFC 129 and Sony’s PSN hackings and lawsuit. Also, we read a giant list of swear words you may or may not have ever heard of. Come to our secret island, sexy lover.