Since TV has come to a screeching halt for the holidays, I’ve decided to post a few “Faves of Oh-Ten” lists. But you should be warned: these are not “Best of” lists. They can’t be, because I haven’t seen everything. Maybe one day I’ll be able to do a year-end “Best of” list, when I’m rich and famous and lounge around all day doing nothing but watching television, mixing drinks and dictating my blog posts to a meek secretary. But for now I can’t watch everything, and that means I can’t provide a comprehensive list of the best television shows of the year.
Here’s your second warning: I am not an expert on television, and I’m really not an expert on anything else. Take, for example, movies. I love movies. But I don’t see them that often, and this year I hardly saw any good ones. There’s the fact that very few good movies came out this year. There’s the fact that even fewer good movies were playing in Halifax, where I live. There’s the fact that if they did, they would play for short amounts of time or not at the downtown theater, or I just never made it out because I was busy watching television. And don’t even get me started on the music list – I listen to pop music, and my “Faves of Oh-Ten” music list is going to expose me as being incredibly uncool.
All that said, I’m hoping to post lists on movies, music, books, podcasts, things that were overexposed but are still great, and a worst list, all before the clock chimes midnight on the 31st. Without further ado, here are my ten favorite television shows of 2010:
- “Slay Everyone, Trust No One”, the premiere episode with an epic first challenge
- “Banana Etiquette”, the sixth episode where Tyson pulled an idiotic move and voted himself out – it seriously weakened Boston Rob’s alliance and changed the entire course of the game
- “Going Down in Flames”, the tenth episode where Parvati famously pulled two immunity idols out of her bag and gave them to people who weren’t even in her core alliance
- “The Suitecase”, the seventh episode of the season that featured a lot of Don and Peggy time that was all kinds of amazing
- “The Beautiful Girls”, the ninth episode that is commonly referred to as “The Sally Episode”
- Everyone in the cast. Seriously, everyone.
- The October 13 episode “Strangers on a Treadmill”
- “Man vs. Possum”, an early episode that dealt a lot with Max’s Asperger’s diagnosis, a storyline so artfully done that it really sets this series apart from other family dramas
- “Team Braverman”, one of the last episodes in the first season that highlighted one of my favorite characters, Amber
- “Orange Alert” and “Happy Thanksgiving”, two episodes from the second season that showed holiday episodes don’t have to be gimmicky
- “Sanctuary” and “Death and All His Friends”, the May 20 finale that might have been two of the most gripping hours of television ever
- “With You I’m Born Again”, the season seven premiere that proved the finale wasn’t a one time success
- “These Arms of Mine”, the October 28 episode that featured a documentary crew making a film about the Seattle Grace mass murder
- “Beauty and the Beast”, the October 17 episode where Lumen told Dexter “There were others”
- “Everything is Illumenated”, the October 31 episode had me on the edge of my seat as Dexter tried to juggle both his victim and Lumen’s
- “Hop a Freighter”, the December 5 penultimate episode that was, for me, the strongest of the season
- Brothers Dan & Jordan, cowboys/cousins Jet & Cord, detectives Louie & Michael and father/daughter team Steve & Allie in season 16
- Friends Nat & Kat, home shopping network hosts Brook & Claire, father/daughter team Gary & Mallory and father/son team Michael & Kevin in season 17
- Hairspray’s Nikki Blonsky as a sassy, independently-minded teen struggling to decide if she can lose weight without losing her personality
- Hayley Hasselhoff (yes, David’s daughter) as the thinnest and prettiest girl at camp with a mysterious home life
- The show’s pop culture spoofs, like “Them” magazine and the Twilight spoof “Phantasma”
- Laura Linney as Cathy, a character as kooky as she is heartbreaking
- The final two episodes “Everything that Rises Must Converge” and “Taking the Plunge”
- The scene in the season one finale where Cathy’s teenaged son discovers a storage unit containing every birthday, Christmas, graduation and wedding gift his mother would have wanted to give him in the coming years