Here in Canada, we celebrate Thanksgiving in October. You know, when the leaves are still beautiful and on the trees, and you want pumpkin lattes instead of gingerbread. But hey – I’m not judging! Americans celebrating Thanksgiving in November just means that we get to celebrate a second time.

OK, the gluttons among us get to celebrate a second time.

After all, Thanksgiving offers up some of the best special TV episodes ever. Which is why this Saturday, some friends and I will be celebrating “Yanksgiving”. We’ll eat, watch TV, ignore that weird Pilgrims/Native messiness that y’all have going on down there, and eat some more. Here’s the TV menu for the night:

So Happy Thanksgiving, guys! Hope none of you get slapped.