Frosty the Snowman, who typically rolls with Old Man Winter, was recently arrested on Prince Edward Island. During his interrogation officers put the heat on him and as soon as his eyes started to water, he told them everything he knew just to save face!
As a result, Nova Scotia RCMP learned that Jack Frost is Old Man Winter’s main accomplice -both are responsible for freezing most of the province’s assets.
The investigation also revealed that Mother Nature has given Old Man Winter the cold shoulder during a recent squall. Shubenacadie Sam was also interviewed. Although he is an obvious supporter given his recent proclamation of six more weeks of winter, he has been ruled out as an accomplice.
The RCMP would like to thank the public for their numerous tips from across the country. Officers hope to have this investigation wrapped up by March 20th, 2015. A further update will be provided at that time.
Source: Release