Somewhere in the back of my mind, I knew that the people who make The Bachelor and The Bachelorette were creating a new (skeezier?) show called Bachelor Pad. But there’s only so much guilty pleasure TV that one girl can watch, and I didn’t consistently watch the show in years past and didn’t think I would recognize the cast.

Oh, how I was wrong.

Among the rejected Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants returning for a second shot at being on TV at love are Ali’s rejects Craig M., Weatherboy and Jesse. And out of Jake’s rejected ladies Tenley, Ashley, Elizabeth, Gia, Jessie and Michelle are returning.

I’ve got to say, I’m surprised that Tenley is returning. I thought this version of the show would be beneath her. I’m excited about the return of Gia, because I always rooted for her. But I’m more excited about the return of crazy-eyes Michelle, Elizabeth the tease and foes Craig McDouchey and Weatherboy.

For the full cast list, which includes the exes of Jillian (including the infamous Wes), Jason and others, go here. Everyone from the cast poses in – what else? – swimsuits, and I don’t think Weatherboy could possibly look any lamer.