I am now Endorsing Products. Awaiting call from CoverGirl.

Ally: I am a celebrity spokesperson. It’s true. It won’t be long until I am airbrushed into unrecognition a la Drew Barrymore.

Here is the ad that appeared in today’s copy of The Coast.

If you would like an autographed copy, please send a self-stamped envelope to our Headquarters. Which is the boxed wine section at the NSLC.

Construction on Bay Road, Highway 118

Two People Arrested in Assault Investigation