This is a reminder that there is only two days left to request a FREE Limited Edition, gold encrusted (lie), Glen Matthews Christmas Card! I need all requests in by Tuesday (the 15th) morning at 9:00am, because I’m printing those suckers out, then shipping them off later that day!

So send me yo’ addresses (via comments section, Facebook, Twitter, email, carrier dove) and I guarantee you shall have more holiday cheer than this poor child being molested below…

…I meant “below” as in page location. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!