This is a reminder that there is only two days left to request a FREE Limited Edition, gold encrusted (lie), Glen Matthews Christmas Card! I need all requests in by Tuesday (the 15th) morning at 9:00am, because I’m printing those suckers out, then shipping them off later that day!
So send me yo’ addresses (via comments section, Facebook, Twitter, email, carrier dove) and I guarantee you shall have more holiday cheer than this poor child being molested below…
How are you feeling right now?
Drag the emoji to where you're at today.
Somewhere in the middle — and that's okay.
…I meant “below” as in page location. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
